Conchobhar Turlach Shortstone
"My dear lady, I am here to seduce you. Wait, no - come back! I said I'm here to seduce you!"
Conchobhar Shortstone is a handsome, honey-tongued gnome who wears a foppish purple hat, an eye patch, and a white silk shirt, and carries a dandyish cane. His appearance is that of someone pretending to be a pirate, rather than a true buccaneer.